Fuck Off Bard – Oak Wooden Beer Mug for Fantasy Fans

No More Tossing Coins. Just Beer. 🐺🍺
Inspired by the iconic dynamic between Geralt and Jaskier, this hilarious “Fuck Off Bard” oak wooden beer mug is the ultimate mug for Witcher fans who prefer action over singing. Whether you're battling monsters or just unwinding after a long day on the Path, this mug delivers the perfect dose of sarcasm and style.

Made from solid oak wood, this mug features a laser-engraved phrase that will speak for you when words fail. The inside is lined with a stainless steel insert to maintain the perfect drinking temperature, and the exterior is finished with an eco-friendly water-based varnish to protect against moisture and stains.

⭐ Key Features:

🐺 Engraved “Fuck Off Bard” design – Witcher-inspired humor
🌳 Premium oak wood – rustic, durable, and full of character
🥶 Stainless steel insert – keeps beer or mead refreshingly cold
🍺 Capacity: 550 ml – ideal for your favorite brew or potion
📏 Dimensions: 145 mm height | 120 mm bottom | 105 mm top diameter
🌿 Eco varnish finish – guards against moisture and discoloration

⚠️ Care Instructions:

❌ Not dishwasher safe – hand wash only
✔️ Rinse and dry easily for long-lasting use